Well, since it is Friday, I figure it is time to relax. Also, since many of you will not read this until Saturday, this should be a wonderful complement to your Saturday cartoons.

The content of this post is inspired by my fifth graders who were looking for some post FCAT relaxation. The following are curtosy of Jokes 2 Go.

• One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked.
  The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a
  thermous. What does the thermous do? It keeps hot things hot
  and cold things cold. So she bought one. The blonde brought it to
  work one day and the blonde’s boss said what
  is that thing?

   

  It is a thermous the first blonde said.

   

  What does it do?

   

  Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

   

  What do you have in it?

   

  I have coffee and a popcycle in it.

 

• What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
  “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”

   

  What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
  in the distance?
  Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

   

  What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
  “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”

 

• A little boy was excited about his first day at school.
  So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
  started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to
  the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if
  he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but
  asked him to be quick.

   

  Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate
  and embarrassed. “I can’t find it”, he admitted.

   

  The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram
  to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
  to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said “yes”
  and goes on his way.

   

  Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says
  to the teacher “I can’t find it”.

   

  Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at
  the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

   

  So two fellas go together and five minutes later they
  both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks
  Jon, “Well, did you find it?”

   

  Jon is quick with his reply: “Oh sure, he just had his
  boxer shorts on backwards”

 

• Handy guide to modern science:
  If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.
  If it stinks, it’s chemistry.
  If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

 

• Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.
  The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

 

• What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a
  year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

   

  The letter “E”

 

Here’s to a great weekend!